Brand New Conference Swag

If the sale of the Brand New Conference videos offended you, this might make you feel like I just danced the Macarena on your great-grandparents’ grave — if so, vent in the comments, you know you want to. If not, read on. We have about 150 goodie bags left from the conference and we thought someone out there might be interested in getting them for a small sum of money. The goodie bag itself is a 16 × 12 × 6-inch tote that I just used to carry a good deal of groceries and worked like a charm. There is a 3 × 5-inch sketchbook with 32 blank pages. To keep you warm, or at least dressed, is a bright orange t-shirt printed on Gildan SoftStyle which is a very nice alternative to American Apparel (I’m sure this will horrify another slew of commenters but, trust