20 Degrees of Separation

Of all the juicyjuicetastic drinks out there, I can only recognize Snapple. Even as I write this I couldn’t name off the top of my head other brands of juice drinks promising “100% Natural!”. But I know Snapple. When I want something more than water but less than soda, I go for an iced-tea lemon snapple or whatever other thing they might have — they all taste the same, except the red- or pink-colored ones, those taste like pomade. And I can spot a Snapple in a deli fridge among all the other finely-designed, colorfully-labeled bottles: I can do a quick scan for that weird sun that shows up in the iced teas, or the checkered or otherwise patterned cap, or, of course, the angled logo — but, unfortunately, it looks like all those recognizable traits and quick ide