To Each Hiss Own

Unilever-owned deodorant brand, Lynx, has created a fragrance that mixes 50% catnip oil with geranium, nutmeg, and cedar so that suitors can win over both their object of desire AND the latter’s feline companion. This solves an apparent issue revealed through a survey that found that 60% of cat owners wouldn’t date someone their cat dislikes. It looks like an April Fools, it smells like an April Fools, but given that it was posted before April 1, it seems legit.