Wipe the Slater Clean

Offered by health and beauty brand Pursonic, Mario Lopez has lent his likeness and name to these “100% Plant Based Man Wipes, Mint Scented, Flushable wipes” that are “the ultimate essential for every gentleman on the move”. If this was a parody it wouldn’t be this good… from the chocolate color, to Lopez’s expression, to the tiny “for” that makes the product read “Mario Lopez Wipes Men”… it’s just too much to handle.